He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my privates inside. So he says, "Will you hold the donkey?"Ī guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. She smiles at him and says, "I would do anything for that bowl of fruit you have." "Anything?" he says, getting fairly excited. She approaches the stunned man, who until recently, believed that he was the only person for hundreds of miles. A beautiful, naked woman appears out of nowhere. As he prepares for his third and final try, he sees a vision. He walks to where the donkey is standing, positions himself under the donkey, and right before he goes for it, the donkey walks away again. Only slightly discouraged, the man decides to try again. But, to his dismay, the donkey walks away. He drops his pants and positions himself under the donkey. So he decides to try and have s*x with the donkey. He gets to the point where he can't stand it anymore. He wanders for about a week and eventually gets pretty horny. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."Ī man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. The captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel." The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?". On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. Back in the field superwomen looks around and says, "What the f*ck was that?" and invisible man says, "I don't know but my ass hurts."Ī Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. Superman thinks to himself, "I can get in and out in faster than a speeding bullet." So he flies down gets in and gets out faster than a bullet. He looks down and sees superwomen completly naked with her legs spread.
He walked over to batman and asked, "You know any hoes that just want to have s*x?" Batman looked and replied, "Well I heard superwomen wants to have s*x." Superman looked at him and shook his head,"Well superwomen wants to have s*x with EVERYONE." So intern he goes to robin, "Look robin I know your gay and all but do you know any hoes that want to f*ck." Robin replies, "Well I heard superwomens pretty good." Superman looks and says,"Well EVERYONE hears superwomen is good." Pissed superman flies off. "Man that was hard work, Now I need to relax and f*ck a b*tch." And so he went to the batcave. Ok, So superman was flying around on day after he had saved the world.